February 2012
hybridtheoryvortex:
People I would rather have as president than Mitt Romney.
Doloris Umbridge
Any member of Nickelback
Dracula
Inspector Gadget
Zoolander
Uggie
Rick Astley
Leonardo Dicaprio
Rachel Berry
A turkey sandwich
all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
violate-this-noble-war:
But I think that’s mans false perception of freedom. We’re born and bred in a system that’s so oppressive that the only way out of it is violence because no one would listen otherwise. People are told they have a freedom of speech, expression and action but that’s bullshit, you can’t even be heard these days, no superior even takes a second...
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
violate-this-noble-war:
blackbirdasleep said: I’d eliminate the system too but then I get confused when I think about it because if there’s no system, would there be no order also?#
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Yeah there would be no order if there was no system. It’s like a snow ball effect. The system was small and now it’s so big that if you do attempt to eliminate it, mankind won’t...
commanderinqueef:
shout out to porn stars’ vocabulary, “yeah”
oh. i forgot to tell you guys. i got a mohawk.
let me just. what is so fantastic about effy stonem? i can smoke cigarettes and speak in code too gais. she’s not unique, she’s not gorgeous, and frankly, this attraction to her is just annoying now.